- conversation:
- Mom: -calls melanie-
- Mel: -picks up- hello??
- Mom: can you come to my room?
- Mel: ... mom your room is legit three steps away from mine. you could have just come here
- Mom: just come
- Mel: -goes-
- Mom: Melanie stop getting fat.
- Mel: that's it????
- Mom: yeah.
- Dad: Don't give me any bull crap, cuz I'll fly out the door.
- Me: Dad, you're driving.
- Dad: Oh yeah.
- Ruben: (talking to me, but I'm not really listening cuz I'm playing with my lazor)
- (then I start listening)
- Ruben: ... And If I don't get enough, I'm gunna have to fuck my mom.
- Me: LOLWUT?!?!?
The ‘Fancy Monday’ Project:Inspired by the lovely minds of my group of friends.
Backstory:
So a couple of weeks back a couple guy friends of mine came up with the brilliant idea of having a ‘Classy Monday’ (soon after changed to Fancy Monday), to brighten up a persons usual mundane monday. Although, majority of the original participate have given up on being fancy. I have taken it upon myself to not only continue the fancy, but to make a project of sorts.Objective:
Dress classy and/or fancy every single monday from now until graduation.Challenge:
Considering that I attend a public high school every monday I will have to follow the dress code rules of:
-Polo shirts, oxfords, and undershirts must be the school colors in black, grey, white, and hunter green;
-Boys may wear black, khaki, or jean pants or Bermuda shorts that fall to the knees
-Girls may wear capris or pants in the same shades.
-Shoes must still have a back-strap, and skirts of any kind are no longer permitted.
-School T-Shirts are allowed.
And without repeating outfits.I plan on documenting my fancy shmancy outfits.
so down
(Source: daisyguns, via el-dark-knight)
